1. "Is that little boy in the background sticking his finger in me?"
2. "What do you mean 20 years of Bush-Clinton is too much? Hey, don't run away when I'm trying to smack you, you little brat!"
3. "Code Yellow is like Code Pink but with watersports."
4. "Elephant Ears! I must take them away for the common good!"
5. For some reason I'm thinking of a banana split. For a related reason, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
6. From coral snakes to yellow-jackets, black and yellow together are nature's way of warning us of dangerous animals.
7. "Yes, comrade. The motherland will need sturdy young women like you to defend the revolution, with your forthright gaze, full pouty lips and firm supple... Say, are you doing anything later?"
8. "What a progressive school this is! I feel completely at ease giving a Nazi salute with one hand while simultaneously pleasuring myself with the other."
9. Jonah Goldberg kicked himself. If had waited another month, he would have had the perfect cover art for Liberal Fascism.
10. "I forgot my handkerchief. Can I just wipe this booger on that little colored girl?"
Very Brady Best of Son Of The Godfather
We Title This Picture: "Century 21 rep from hell"
Best of The Man
Ahh you are sooo cute Dennis Kucinich!
Best of (Tremor) Dr. Strangelove
"Mein fuhrer! I can valk!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I will stick my right hand back in, but it would be undignified for a U.S. Senator to shake it all about."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"No, I'm not bitter about Kennedy... Hey, did you know his car just sailed off that bridge? That's right, vrooom, off it went...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Come closer, young one... I require your lifeforce"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Seriously, Ellen Degeneres needs a new make-up person.
Best of Chrees
"... and once you have all your fingers inside you can open your hand just like this. They don't teach you that in sixth grade anymore?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"To summarize, if I was a little teapot, and this was my spout, the tea would be distributed to each according to his ability and need... Of course, I'll get to determine those needs as your knew Czar... err, President."
Best of curly
Hillary’s attempt at crowd surfing ended badly when nobody caught her.
Best of champaignken
ORA - HRC awkwardly tries to high five Puddy to get a better deal on her new car.
Best of trigger girlie
"Help! I'm drowning!" the wicked witch Hillary screeched, but the kids just stood around and laughed. And they all lived happily ever after. The end
Best of Army of Mom
Ah cast you out demon Obama! Be cleansed. Go forth and campaign no more!
47 comments:
"It's like this, honey: just put your right hand out, palm open and down, and screech 'Heil Hillary!' as loud as you can...now *you* try it!"
With John Edwards now out of the race, Hillary shamelessly appropriates his Lazarus schtick.
Hillary courts the barnyard vote at a Liberty for Llamas rally.
The campaign staff had no idea that the kids were staging a school-play version of "The Manchurian Candidate" until it was much, much too late.
sieg hillary
Ahh you are sooo cute Dennis Kucinich!
[insert any Peter Sellers Dr. Strangelove quote here]
"Mein fuhrer! I can valk!"
Caption Recycle (to lower my carbon footprint):
"Indy! Cover your heart!!!"
"..and so we will reach out to the people... just enough to grab them by the balls."
"I didn't cry this time! High five!"
"See, there's no mark of the beast!"
"Uhm, Hill?... Could we see the other hand?"
After Super Tuesday:
"I see... I see a white light at the end of a tunnel!..."
"I will stick my right hand back in, but it would be undignified for a U.S. Senator to shake it all about."
"Hillary, do you think you are beatable?"
"...Well, Bill seems to think so every Friday night, but we have our safety word."
"No, I'm not bitter about Kennedy... Hey, did you know his car just sailed off that bridge? That's right, vrooom, off it went...
"Sorry, it was not I, Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the library."
ORA:
"And how can this be? For she is the Kwisatz Haderach!"
"Come closer, young one... I require your lifeforce"
Seriously, Ellen Degeneres needs a new make-up person.
"This jacket?... I wear it to remember my good friend, Vince. I call it my 'Bananas Foster' jacket."
We Title This Picture:
"Century 21 rep from hell"
"... and once you have all your fingers inside you can open your hand just like this. They don't teach you that in sixth grade anymore?"
Jessica Alba: "TAKE THE EYES BACK OUT, NOW!"
"And I can write my name in the snow... with one hand!"
Botox redux.
"To summarize, if I was a little teapot, and this was my spout, the tea would be distributed to each according to his ability and need... Of course, I'll get to determine those needs as your knew Czar... err, President."
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with her."
When I become President every one of you will bend over like this, and put your hands up on the wall like this and no screaming.
“Yellow is the official color of the Democrat Party USA!”
"All together now, children: 'Heil Hillary!'"
“…just straddle the broom like this, give a slight push, and your flying!”
SOTG: "Century 21 rep from hell" – good one!
Hillary makes a grab for someone’s wallet.
“The pollsters said that the black voters found me too WASPy, so I’m dressed as a bumble bee.”
Hillary’s attempt at crowd surfing ended badly when nobody caught her.
“Simon says: Put your hands in the air and give me your wallet!”
Hillary bitchslaps America.
"Heil myself!"
ORA - HRC awkwardly tries to high five Puddy to get a better deal on her new car.
Ahhh-haha, and then Vince Foster fell over like this, ohh hah ahah ha.
"Kobe, I'm open! Hmmph, okay, be that way, Mister Gonna-be-audited-up-the-wazoo when I'm president."
"Help! I'm drowning!" the wicked witch Hillary screeched, but the kids just stood around and laughed. And they all lived happily ever after. The end
I wear the pantsuits in this family, and don't you ever forget it.
Tremor said...
[insert any Peter Sellers Dr. Strangelove quote here]
DAMNIT! /proceeds to start fighting in the war room
That word, "con", under her right arm... Wonder what that means?...
Ah cast you out demon Obama! Be cleansed. Go forth and campaign no more!
Sister Hillary loved old fashioned tent revivals.
And then I showed Bill this move I learned in karate class called, "Monkey Steals The Peach"
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