Timmeh
1. A scene from the forthcoming movie, Being Matthew Broderick.
2. "Hello, boss? I won't be into work today. I'm feelin' a little horse."
3. After dating Lindsey Lohan, Matt was happy to be in bed with anything that didn't smell like puke and crystal meth.
4. Another beautiful, loving relationship the f**king Republicans will never understand!
5. You may be asking yourself, "So, what happens if you're a guy living in a polygamy cult and all the young girls have been married off to old men?"
Best of Tremor
Notice the position of the horse's tail... Something tells me this wasn't the foal's first experience with farmer Joe's fruity son.
Best of Silhouette
I'm thinking you and Flicka are more than just "friends."
Best of Army of Dad
Oh that is just nasty. They don't even use sheets at the equine sex club!
Best of Army of Mom
Christopher Paolini struggled with the final book in his Eragon trilogy and finally gave up. Instead of finding a magical egg in the forest in book three, Eragon finds his soulmate and true love in Aftershock the foal.
Best of Rodney Dill
Wilbur-r-r-r-r-r-r
Best of mklasing
Heath Ledger's absence was a devastating blow to the sequel, "Brokeback Pony"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Billy's mom was relieved that the rumors about him sleeping around with whores was just a misunderstanding.
Best of GregMan
Lance and Prance rest after another long day at the Folsom Street Fair.
Best of curly
“It’s just my nightmare.”
Best of Chrees
Man O'Whore
Best of Steve O
YOU talk to him John. He's YOUR son!
How am I supposed to know *why* he wanted a pony for his birthday?
Best of sonicfrog
Kevin is definitely the winner of the "Man, I was SOOOOO drunk last night" contest.
Best of prince of leaves
What happens in Kibbutz Ferdl, *stays* in Kibbutz Ferdl.
71 comments:
Caligula Brown began Tuesday like any other day
Hey, at 2 in the morning at Joe's Bar and Grill it was either this or the Janet Reno look-alike
Old MacDonald had more than a farm going on
The blonde hit man put the whole horse in the bed leading to comic results
Brokeback Mountain, the sequel.
A scene from the new U.K. Islamo-porn sensation "Farmyard Fatwa" recently uncovered by customs agents.
How Enumclaw got its start
Enumclaw pedophile.
Notice the position of the horse's tail... Something tells me this wasn't the foal's first experience with farmer Joe's fruity son.
This explains why Wilbur and Mr. Ed were so close in later years.
I'm thinking you and Flicka are more than just "friends."
Kevin misunderstood Ted Nugent's advice to always sleep with a Colt 45 under your pillow.
Kevin misunderstood Dawn's advice that a nice Colt at bedtime helped her sleep.
Rats, someone got the Godfather joke before I could...
"And I will hug you and kiss you and name you George!"
The night Tammi proved to Jack that he would sleep with anything.
Tim was looking for a black beauty, but settled for this one.
Oh that is just nasty. They don't even use sheets at the equine sex club!
If you lie down with horses you will rise up with fleas.
Maybe this is the Colt that obama thinks poor white men cling to?
I see it is no longer cool to draw on the first guy to pass out.
What qualifies for wholesome performance art at the Folsom Street Fair.
All that is missing is the Phillies hat.
Well I guess Drill Sergeants will have a new line for guys from Kentucky. Texas recruits will be happy to let some of the jokes be made at someone elses expense.
Matt's last girlfriend told him he was hung like a horse ... it gave him ideas that he finally had to act upon.
Christopher Paolini struggled with the final book in his Eragon trilogy and finally gave up. Instead of finding a magical egg in the forest in book three, Eragon finds his soulmate and true love in Aftershock the foal.
Wilbur-r-r-r-r-r-r
Talk about taking a horse for a ride.
I'd make a crude Godfather reference, but with my nom de plume, it'd come back to bite me.
"Oh baby, your neck is so soft... like national velvet soft..."
Heath Ledger's absence was a devastating blow to the sequel, "Brokeback Pony"
Kevin snuggles up to his "mane" squeeze.
V, your #1 cracked me up!
Way ORA:
Bobcat Goldthwait didn't get a huge paycheck for "Hot To Trot"... but they did offer him a decent backend deal.
We Title This Picture:
Time To Check The Prescription On Those Beer-Goggles
Billy's mom was relieved that the rumors about him sleeping around with whores was just a misunderstanding.
She dreams of eating oats.
He dreams of sewing them.
Lance and Prance rest after another long day at the Folsom Street Fair.
Stop horsing around.
(I know, I know, but someone had to do it)
Achmed was upset that all the goats were taken, but he made the best of it anyway.
Seeing Tori Spelling's biological parents explains much.
She had a face like a horse, but her long, lean legs made up for it.
Sarah Jessica Parker was something of a slut when she was younger.
"Oh my God, what was I thinking last night?!?"
What the pony thought when it finally woke up.
Honeymoon Hotels in Massachusetts have learned to be very accomodating.
Swine is fine but Trigger is quicker.
“It’s just my nightmare.”
Just another one of these damn Horse Whisperer wannabe’s.
It takes a real man to go riding bareback while riding bareback.
Man O'Whore
Johnny discovers what the movie Seabiscuit left out.
First draft song title: Mama's Don't Let Your Cowboys Grow Up to Be CowWhores.
UR DOING IT WRONG. Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy!!
OK, no more glue sniffing in the afternoon. This what I meant to say:
First draft song title: Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be CowWhores.
In the sequel, the part of Heath Ledger will be played by a small pony.
YOU talk to him John. He's YOUR son!
How am I supposed to know why he wanted a pony for his birthday?
The love scene from Equus - the director's cut.
Kevin is definitely the winner of the "Man, I was SOOOOO drunk last night" contest.
Oh My GOD! That is SOOOOO Repulsive! Sleeping on a bed with no sheets!!!
The trouble with one-night-stands is, you never know what you might get saddled with for the rest of your life.
What happens in Kibbutz Ferdl, *stays* in Kibbutz Ferdl.
Jim woke up feeling a little horse this morning.
♬
A horse is a horse...
A CORPSE, A CORPSE
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When Britney Spears came home all hell broke loose -- "Goddamit you made my pig sleep on the floor again?"
"Ssssh, Ssh, it's all right. It's just a man and a horse gettin' bizzay."
Ang Lee announced today that he will remake "My Friend Flicka."
While it isn't unusual for Hollywood stars to have a fling when acting together, Daniel Radcliffe's romance during his "Equus" stint DID cause tongues to wag...
And Tim thought, "Yes, this is My Little Pony..."
Walking in on them, Flicka cried "Foal!"
I guess that everyone has their own way to prepare for the Preakness...
Now I understand Billy labeling his room "Derby Downs."
I can't tell - did Billy bet to place or show?
Fury was rode hard, and then Kevin put him up wet.
Mr. Oedipus.
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