1. Democratic front-runner Barack Obama enjoys a relaxing game of bowling while on the campaign trail.
2. Democratic front-runner Barack Obama reaches out to typical white people by engaging in a common working class past time.
3. Trying to put the Reverend Wright and Rezko controversies behind him, Democratic front-runner enjoys a round of bowling at Mike's Bowlodrome in Pittsburgh, PA, where an important primary will be held April 22.
4. Barack Obama demonstrates how his tax, energy, and economic policies will coerce Americans into more socially acceptable forms of recreation when they are no longer able to afford cruises, vacations, or recreational vehicles.
5. Frak it! I can't do it! I can't do the serious captions for April Fools' Day joke! Barack Obama is a frakkin' doofus! WTF is wrong with you people! His economic policies are moronic! His "spiritual advisors" make Malcolm X look like Gandhi! Stop fainting at his rallies you gawdam idiots!
Best of Rodney Dill
Form over substance, once again.
Best of The Man
Notice he uses a black ball to wipe out the white pins with the red necks!
Best of Silhouette
The Livonia Bowlarama cleared out quickly.
Best of Army of Mom
Cuz thats how I roll.
Best of Submariner
Snakes on a lane.
Best of mklasing
Barack Obama reveals more of his magic by making a bowling ball roll backwards back into his hand.
Best of GregMan
The Great Barack Obama throws away his Palantir since he can See All and Know All with his mind.
Best of Two Dogs
Eddie Levert shows the rest of the OJ's their new dance moves.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Here grandma, catch!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Magic 8-ball, what will become of me this election?"
8-ball: ALL SIGNS POINT TO VINCE FOSTER
Best of Red Neckerson
Your momma is just like a bowling ball: She lets everyone stick their fingers in her, use her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes rollin' back for more!!!!
Best of Mr. Right
Demonstrating a woeful lack of knowledge about the game, the Senator would, just moments later, break every toe on his left foot while attempting a "field goal."
Best of metalgarth
Carl was ticked that Lenny, Homer and Barney ditched him to go drinking at Moe's but it confirmed what Rev Wright had to say about yellow people.
44 comments:
Form over substance
I wonder who polishes Obama's balls.
Wow - I guess what they say is true - look how big his ball is.
Obama is a LEFTY??!!?!? Oh, I can't vote for him now.
What you DON'T see, is Michelle taping pictures of Hillary's head to the bowling pins....
Typical of the msm treatment of all things Obama, Earl Anthony was bowling a few lanes down. The media filmed Obama's release, and Anthony's finish, attributing all of it to the Ballsack himself...
"Heh. One black object knocking down ten helpless white objects. God, I love bowling."
V. - I was worried about you til I got to #5. Don't ever do that again...
Notice he uses a black ball to wipe out the white pins with the red necks!
The Livonia Bowlarama cleared out quickly.
Cuz thats how I roll.
BO tries to appeal to the urban voters.
Why do I imagine that White and Nerdy was playing on the PA at the bowling alley?
I wanna bowl with the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
A hot Saturday night date in Enumclaw...
I wonder if Jeremiah Wright approved of this event? I'm just askin!
Snakes on a lane.
Barack Obama reveals more of his magic by making a bowling ball roll backwards back into his hand.
The Great Barack Obama bowls a 300 game. With the first ball.
The Great Barack Obama wins the War on Terror by knocking all of the jihadists down by throwing a black rock at them.
The Great Barack Obama throws away his Palantir since he can See All and Know All with his mind.
The Great Barack Obama rolls a 37 (really) at the bowling alley so the rest of mankind doesn't feel too awed by his greatness.
The Great Barack Obama saves Earth from a Black Hole by taming it's elemental fury and using it as a bowling ball.
Eddie Levert shows the rest of the OJ's their new dance moves.
Barry Obama tries to appeal to older voters by reducing his campaign to monochrome.
Barry Obama tries to appeal to homosexual voters by demonstrating the proper form for fondling balls.
Michelle Obama: "He bowled a 256?... For the first time in my life, I'm proud of my husband."
Submariner said...
Snakes on a lane.
Oh damn, that's nice!
Rumor has it Barry likes to hit another kind of bowl...
I'd yell "strike!", but I'd probably be convicted of initiating a hate crime.
"Here grandma, catch!"
"Magic 8-ball, what will become of me this election?"
8-ball: ALL SIGNS POINT TO VINCE FOSTER
Obama reacts swiftly to the "3AM call".
James Caan stars as Barack Obama, the empty-suit leader of the most powerful nation on earth, forced to participate in a national, corporate sponsored bloodsport:
Gutterball
COMING FALL OF 2008
Son Of The Godfather said...
8-ball: ALL SIGNS POINT TO VINCE FOSTER
pig-snorted over that one, bro.
Obama bowls with the former head of his church, Rev. Wright.
Doin' the "dozens" (which I heard was Obama's score for that game!)
Your momma is just like a bowling ball: She lets everyone stick their fingers in her, use her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes rollin' back for more!!!!
Barack politely turned down Hillary's request for a game, citing the likelihood she would try and change the rules once they started, would lie about her score, would start crying about how heavy the ball was, and would steal the scorepad files if she were losing.
His clothes are black... and white.
His shoes are black... and white.
But his ball is all black.
After weathering weeks of outrage over his black nationalist connections, Barack decides to very publicly get in touch with his "white half" by bowling a few games, spending a few hours at the club dancing badly to glam-rock hair ballads, and then crashing in front of the big-screen back at the double-wide.
Demonstrating a woeful lack of knowledge about the game, the Senator would, just moments later, break every toe on his left foot while attempting a "field goal."
Carl was ticked that Lenny, Homer and Barney ditched him to go drinking at Moe's but it confirmed what Rev Wright had to say about yellow people.
Why don't you just leave Barry alone?!? He ONLY bowled a 37 because he quit after 7 frames, and you pick on him and call him names! >SOB<
Between his Muslim youth and His twenty year stay at the Kill Whitey 1st Baptist,this never seen before picture shows Barak Obama leading his Mormon youth group to victory
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In order to garner the "white vote", Obama inititated Midnight Bowling...
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A.F. Press*—Barack Obama stated Tuesday that "people should look beyond their racial differences and learn to accept each other as individuals" and that "social and economic problems are best solved by individuals rather than government." He also announced that he was committed to winning the War on Terror "however long it takes."
*A.F.=April Fool's!
Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Barry: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Barry. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Barry: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Barry: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Barry, this is not Chicago. This is bowling. There are rules.
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