Wednesday, May 07, 2008

The Puppy, Pee Pee, and the PC


1. The "Best of..." Rating System explained.

2. Another Yahoo! shareholder expressed his dis-satisfaction with the Microsoft buyout.

3. Ironically, he was at Natalie Portman's official website.

4. I know just how he feels. I used to own a Dell.

5. "Rex, do your impression of Vista! Good boy!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I know Rex, I know... but one of them is going to be our next president..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Jake, can you adjust the focus on your webcam?... All I'm seeing is something that kinda looks like Helen Thomas spitting..."

Best of Seoulman (R)
This little doggie went wee wee wee all the way home(page)

Best of Son Of The Godfather
New laptop: $2500
Newly installed software: $800
Garbage disposal with four bloody paws clanking around: Priceless

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Rex: "This is my subtle way of hinting that you may want to pull yourself away from the computer to walk me once in awhile."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:
"What a wonderful and well designed keyboard... for me to poop on!"

Best of Submariner
OK, OK, Spot, I PROMISE I'll spend less time at LOLCats and more time playing tug-o-war with you...

Best of Submariner
Scrappy would show them all for leaving him at home when a mystery needed solving...

Best of AM42
Well... it might not make it work better, but it still beats calling Dell Tech Support.

Best of curly
Putting the pee back into XP.

Best of Army of Dad
Worst part about reading your local paper online is you now have nothing wack the puppy with.

Best of curly
“What is it boy? Timmy fell into the Dell again?”

50 comments:

Chrees said...

Even sadder is that Vista's performance improved.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sweety?...I'm hoping you spilled applejuice on the laptop?..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rex absolutely shreds the competition in World of Warcrap.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Turn Off Computer

Stand By []
Turn Off []
Restart []
Wipe []

Son Of The Godfather said...

Service Pack 3 has an interesting installation process.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rex thought bubble: "WTF is that picture below?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rex discovers the USPee port.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If you leave your laptop unattended and have small pets, urine trouble.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I know Rex, I know... but one of them is going to be our next president..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Jake, can you adjust the focus on your webcam?... All I'm seeing is something that kinda looks like Helen Thomas spitting..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA - South Park:
Randy Marsh: "Ahhhh...Euro-puppy-pee-pee-porn..."

Seoulman (R) said...

Don't mind me, I am defragging my hard drive

Son Of The Godfather said...

Intel: Puddle Inside!

Seoulman (R) said...

This little doggie went wee wee wee all the way home(page)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Don't hold back, Rex... What do you really think about the Huffington Post?

Seoulman (R) said...

Those wacky Koreans have an invention for everything, look a keyboard washer

Son Of The Godfather said...

Control / Alt / Deplete

Seoulman (R) said...

Why Koreans eat dogs

Son Of The Godfather said...

I wasn't aware they had a function key for that.

Seoulman (R) said...

So that's what happens when I push the 'P' Key... I was wondering, I pushed the home key and I was still at the office.

Son Of The Godfather said...

From Thinkpad to Puppypad in 3 seconds.

Son Of The Godfather said...

New laptop: $2500
Newly installed software: $800
Garbage disposal with four bloody paws clanking around: Priceless

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So Rex, that last cap was pretty funny, huh?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rex: "This is my subtle way of hinting that you may want to pull yourself away from the computer to walk me once in awhile."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA
Cesar Millan collapses in front of his laptop

Son Of The Godfather said...

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:
"What a wonderful and well designed keyboard... for me to poop on!"

Submariner said...

OK, OK, Spot, I PROMISE I'll spend less time at LOLCats and more time playing tug-o-war with you...

Submariner said...

When he grows up, my guess is he'll lift his leg on the mini tower...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "I'm a Mac, and you're a pee cee..."

Submariner said...

Is that a Java download?

Submariner said...

Scrappy would show them all for leaving him at home when a mystery needed solving...

shoechick said...

How do you like me now Hack Boy?

AM42 said...

Well... it might not make it work better, but it still beats calling Tech Support.

curly said...

“Curly, your HotBabe Thursday drools are really starting to stink!”

curly said...

CrapThis!

curly said...

Putting the pee back into XP.

mklasing said...

The last of the Ron Paul for President employees expresses his thoughts about the campaign's success.

Jay Guevara said...

"I said shift!"

Army of Dad said...

Worst part about reading your local paper online is you now have nothing wack the puppy with.

attmay said...

Apparently not everyone loves the lolcats.

attmay said...

How the dog Frasier REALLY died...

Submariner said...

V da K is apparently training his new pup to piddle on the NY Times Online...

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA

"Why me?" Tony Carey asked.


I bet nobody will get that.

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for Internet Protocol

curly said...

“What is it boy? Timmy fell into the Dell again?”

Rodney Dill said...

"Ok so the recycle icon looks a bit much like a fire hydrant."

Submariner said...

Curly said...
“What is it boy? Timmy fell into the Dell again?”



Two groans up, amigo.

Jonathan said...

The Enumclaw Public Library knew how to make the locals feel right at home.

curly said...

Thanks, subby. At least I didn't post:

The Laplander’s ‘lap of luxury’ is defined as a lap dog on a lap top performing a lap dance.