1. Lowliest job in McCain campaign, disposing of 'Oops, I Crapped My Pants.'
2. Pete Rose's daughter takes in laundry to pay off his gambling debts.
3. "WTF? Where did those Cheeto stains come from?"
4. "Hillary? How are you coming with the ironing?"
5. A moment later Bill Clinton sauntered up and asked, "Are you gonna eat that?"
6. Renee Zellweger is Daniel Dae Lewis in 'My Beautiful Launderette,' co-starring that Indian chick from 'The Office.'
Wicked Best of mega
Chris Matthew's personal secretary, at work after an unusually spirited speech in Ohio by Barack Obama.
Best of mklasing
After an 18-23 start, the Reds have had to resort to child labor to handle the team laundry. Thankfully, the team owner knew Kathie Lee Gifford's phone number.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "Candy cane skidmarks? No wonder the Mrs. doesn't want to do Santa's wash..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"No Sarah, you can't hold someone's 'deposit' for a sperm bank like that... I think you've just been punk'd ... or "spunk'd"... but I digress.
Best of Whacko
Folks from Ohio go on vacation with a $5 bill and one pair of undies and try to get through the week without changing either one.
Best of Seoulman (R)
The questions of " Hillary, boxers or briefs?" was finally solved
Best of Seoulman (R)
I hope that is mustard, tapioca and chocolate
Best of Jay Guevara
"Skid Marx."
Best of attmay
"Red striped boxer shorts with lime green socks? No thank you!" Cindy should have known better than to look for dates at the laundromat.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Crying? There is no crying in baseball!"
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After and 18-23 start, the Reds have had to resort to child labor to handle the team laundry. Thankfully, the team owner knew Kathie Lee Gifford's phone number.
Thought bubble: "Yuck! Still, coulda been worse. I could be a superdelegate."
The after-effect of the rarely-achieved, banned-in-42-states "Ultimate Atomic Wedgie"
Communists got underpants?
It's a special type of person who can analyze stains by merely swishing them around on their tongue.
It's an allegory for how Republicans will feel at the ballot box in November.
Thought Bubble:
"I know he's all for 'change'... but perhaps he should focus that philosophy on his poo-poo undies once a week."
Thought Bubble:
"I don't mind doing Mayor Newsom's laundry, but it's strange that all the stains are on the BACK of the boxers..."
"Come on, Karen... I know you said you'd do ANYTHING for an X-Box, but have a little dignity..."
Thought bubble: "Blast, Jessica's girlfriend tossed her boxers in my laundry again... man that's a nasty skidmark!"
Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.
Thought bubble; "Candy cane skidmarks? No wonder the Mrs. doesn't want to do Santa's wash..."
Son Of The Godfather said...
Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.
Awesome, amigo, and g'day.
Thought bubble; "I always thought it was your SOCK that you packed 10 pounds of it into..."
Starbuck's latte foam, Splenda crystals and, and, arugala! That b!tch has been cheating on me with an Obama staffer!
That shade of lipstick says it isn't only his guns and his Bible that Joshua has been clinging to...
"...to each, according to his shit stain..."
Submariner said...
Awesome, amigo, and g'day.
Thanks buddy, same to you! :)
Helen Hunt stars in Mad About Poo.
"Did the owner of these have an eye-patch and solicit sex for money? They are quite smelly."
"Whoah! Someone left a long, brown Murtha in this one!"
Another allegory: "If you don't pucker up and kiss the brown stain, you're racist!"
"I don't care WHAT Sheryl Crow says... Behold the consequences of one square!"
"It smells like a mixture of asparagus, fish, and concentrated evil... yup, these are Hillary's alright..."
(Yes, if it makes you feel better, vomit just reached my uvula)
"No Sarah, you can't hold someone's 'deposit' for a sperm bank like that... I think you've just been punk'd."
... or "spunk'd"... but I digress.
Folks from Ohio go on vacation with a $5 bill and one pair of undies and try to get through the week without changing either one.
Following the DNC Platform Committee in a meeting room was always unpleasant.
With Shout you can get the stains out
The questions of " Hillary, boxers or briefs?" was finally solved
I hope that is mustard, tapioca and chocolate
Just another laundry day at the Kennedy compound
Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.
outstanding.
Chris Matthew's personal secretary, at work after an unusually spirited speech in Ohio by Barack Obama.
Miranda's decision to give up her $3,000 per week job as a stripper, to take a "legit" job as a laundress, had not fully led to the increased personal dignity she was seeking.
Reds always appreciate fresh Lenin.
Hats off to Submariner. In the same theme...
"Skid Marx."
Reds squeeze out Browns...
Barbara's 12 year old son had just discovered that women are really. really. really. cool.
"Red striped boxer shorts with lime green socks? No thank you!" Cindy should have known better than to look for dates at the laundromat.
...not even Pete Rose would take those odds.
"Crying? There is no crying in baseball!"
Sure, at a superficial level, she looked disgusted, but as the Factor's bodylanguage expert pointed, the angle of her index finger showed she was secretly digging it.
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