1. After receiving the firm discipline from a male authority figure he had so long craved, hippie protesteroid Makepeace Thackeray Raindrop couldn't help but explode in his pants.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"You're mamby-pamby psuedo-religion won't work here, Gaius Baltar!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Protesting the price increase on a Starbuck's latte... So easy, even a cavemen can do it.
Best of Jack Reacher
Jackbooted thugs attempt to repress free speech. Fortunately, the police were there to stop them.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"You'll see!... I'll shave, shower, buy a suit and infiltrate politics... Then you'll be sorry, or my name isn't Mike Gravel!"
Best of curly
"Now, Bow to your Sensi, BOW TO YOUR SENSI!”
Best of curly
“Is that the residue of a white phosphoresce bomb on your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Best of mklasing
"No man, my girlfriend has NOT been doing blow on my crotch--why do you ask?"
Best of Army of Dad
Silly cop, peace protesters don't have any balls. There is no need to shoot at them!
Best of Submariner
"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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"...and then the state will wither away! Oh, I gotta go check on the status of my Pell Grant."
"You're mamby-pamby psuedo-religion won't work here, Gaius Baltar!"
Cop: "I said, razors are in aisle four at CVS! Buy a lot!"
Hippie: "Thanks, man. I'll go there after I pick up patchouli oil."
Protesting the price increase on a Starbuck's latte... So easy, even a cavemen can do it.
I'm wearing a hankie soaked in kerosene over my mouth and nose and I can still smell his BO.
hanky-girl, left:
Spurned by Peter, a disgruntled Tinker goes militant.
The fashion police made a major bust today.
Dude in the back, with 19th century army hat and folded Confederate Battle Flag: Not sure, but I think I'm at the wrong rally.
I believe I speak for the "Caption This" Forum when I advocate the use of Tasers here...
Repeatedly...
And throw in the billy-clubs too...
And some mace.
And soap.
Jackbooted thugs attempt to repress free speech. Fortunately, the police were there to stop them.
Yelling Cop: "It's called deoderant."
We Title This Picture:
How SOTG Tests His Paintball Gun
Yelling Cop: "Respect mah authoritah!"
Good thing that cop is wearing rubber gloves. I would be too.
Cop on right's thought bubble:
"I pictured Chewbacca as taller..."
SOTG must have had his Wheaties this morning! Excellent Caps!!
"You'll see!... I'll shave, shower, buy a suit and infiltrate politics... Then you'll be sorry, or my name isn't Mike Gravel!"
"So you said you 'wanted to get majorly stoned', and someone hit you with a rock... What's the problem again?"
Thanks, shoechick! :)
Even most liberals found the political message of the newly formed anti-war group Bombs-Not-Bombs to be confusing.
"Now, Bow to your Sensi, BOW TO YOUR SENSI!”
“Is that the residue of a white phosphoresce bomb on your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
"We came prepared for 100,000 demonstrators and this is it?. What, you couldn't pack anymore into your VW minibus?"
What bandanna-girl says: "Don't worry, it happens to everyone at some point."
What bandanna-girl thinks: "Loser"
"No man, my girlfriend has NOT been doing blow on my crotch--why do you ask?"
Long thought dead, the lead singer of Queen was recently busted for doing coke with his new band, The Village Persons.
Cop: Posting caps is an exercise in humor! Proponents claim that it makes you wittier – and increases your penis size!
Hippy: Caps are like a Rorschach Test, revealing the biases of the capper!
Cop: Curly’s caps are undoubtedly the dumbest!
Hippy: Curly’s nothing but a friggin’ clinging, self-righteous, gun-totin', military-lovin', sister-marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', nonpassport ownin' redneck, just like you!
Cop: I agree! Are you doing anything after the protest?
Hippy: I wish I knew how to quit you!
Man, Jesus sure has gone down hill since the resurrection...
Later, CNN would close-crop the picture and repeat organizers' claim that "25,000 to 35,000 protesters showed up to voice concern over global warming, Iraq, and Cheney."
Silly cop, peace protesters don't have any balls. There is no need to shoot at them!
Cop in the forefront: >BLAM!< "Ohhh, sorry; thought I was loaded with RUBBER bullets..."
"Go away or I shall taunt you again!"
Be vewy, vewy cawefuw officew - I'm Sub Zewo...
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