1. "Rich, smart jocks get all the good chicks! My daddy doesn't pay enough attention to me! I mean, 'End the War! Fight the Occupation!'"2. "WEER AT UR CONVENTION. SMOKIN' UR WEEDS!"
3. "What do you mean 'What's with the patchouli-soaked bandanas?' Have you smelled us?"
4. "None of us has ever had a job. And we never will! Stupid Bush economy!"
5. Which of these 'Community Organizers' will be on the Dem ticket in 2036?"
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Just then, the week long marathon of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy began, and the protest dispersed almost immediately.
Best of Army of Dad
When Sully saw the sticker on the protestor's bus that said "Cash, Grass or Ass-nonone rides for free" all he could mutter was "yes, please!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Run... the cops have deodorant!"
Best of Silhouette
"Free Georgia! No more Czar!
No rebirth of the U-S-S-R!"
Best of shoechick
Feelings...whoa, whoa, whoa feelings.
Best of Tim
-Spot the gay boy! one hint, he looks clean!
Best of mpur
These guys cleverly found a way around Denver's ban on carrying urine and feces.
Best of divine miss m
"Red Rover, Red Rover, let Andrew Sullivan come over!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
...If you can dodge a bath, you can dodge a cop...
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Red rover! Red rover!
Send Chelsea right over!
Best of lawhawk
Brenda would have been more impressed with John's effort if he had swapped the patchouli for deodorant just this once.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"2, 4, 6, 8,
Obama's going to articulate...
...
um, whatever his position is now...
...
um, on whatever."
Best of Adjustah
"Protest? Nah, man, I thought we were in line for Hannah Montana?"
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When personal hygiene goes horribly wrong.
"We demand to be allowed to live in our parents' houses forever!"
Just then, the week long marathon of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy began, and the protest dispersed almost immediately.
"One, two, three, four, we don't want your f**kin' SOAP!"
"We can't get dates! It's all Bush's fault!"
"Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light... Just kidding!"
"End the rule of fascist corporations, which...hey, are those Bugle Boy jeans? Right on!"
Looks like another painful season on "America's Got Talent."
Proving that TV has no original ideas, NBC responds to ABC with "I Survived a Democratic National Convention".
"Hey! Don't turn that camera away from us! Whaddya think we're doing this for?"
These guys make a really strong case for reinstating the draft.
I think the one in the middle has had a bath and a haircut in the last week, and those jeans look suspiciously laundered. NARC! NARC! NARC!
So these are my generation's version of smelly hippies? Oh what I wouldn't give for a billy club, riot shield and a fire hose.
"With Gilligan! The Skipper, too. A Millionaire! And His Wife!..."
When Denver PD turns on the firehoses it won't be to break up the protesters, but to knock down the stench.
When Sully saw the sticker on the protestor's bus that said "Cash, Grass or Ass-nonone rides for free" all he could mutter was "yes, please!"
"Run... the cops have deodorant!"
"Free Georgia! No more Czar!
No rebirth of the U-S-S-R!"
Feelings...whoa, whoa, whoa feelings.
Know Obama!
No Obama!
Know Obama!
No Obama!
Know Obama!
No Obama!
George Eads (front row, third from left) hits another rung on his way down the post-CSI career ladder.
After realizing he'd never get back to the Island, Jack Shepard joined a group of militant anarchist lesbians.
-Spot the gay boy! one hint, he looks clean!
These guys cleverly found a way around Denver's ban on carrying urine and feces.
"Red Rover, Red Rover, let Andrew Sullivan come over!"
If airlines had hygiene requirements for their customers, demonstrations like this would be cut by 2/3rds.
...If you can dodge a bath, you can dodge a cop...
...we are all individuals! We are all unique!
Yeah, sure you are.
OK Mr. Fireman, we have our mouths as wide open as we can in a big "O". What's the next step in this game?
Hey why does it take two big firefighters to hold onto that hose?
Wally, second from left, was beaten severely with an ugly stick.
Mr. "Defend Denver" and his girlfriend(?) wear masks, soaked in Old Spice, make a futile effort to mask the smell.
Mr. Blue Shirt, left, holds a bottle of water while protesting the rape of the planet by the heartless Evian Corporation.
The children. Our future. Crap.
Hey, pigs. You think your tough. Take off that badge and I'll show you tough.
Whispers-You don't think she heard me do you?
It's too bad that all the people who know how to run the world have to spend so much time in class.
It's too bad that all the people who know how to run the world have to spend so much time in class.
Red rover! Red rover!
Send Chelsea over!
Red Rover! Red Rover!
Send a Gore daughter over!
Carrying urine and feces were banned, but some of the hardcore faithfuls figured out that an actual meal and a few hours of time, they could get something past security.
This week's episode of "Hurl!" featured not an amusement park ride, but the illogical chantings of liberal activists.
I'm Henry the Eighth, I am!
Henry the Eighth I am! I am!
Brenda would have been more impressed with John's effort if he had swapped the patchouli for deodorant just this once.
University of Colorado. Where young men and women learn to become productive mem....aw, who the fuck am I kidding? These brats couldn't comtribute sperm at an all night circle jerk!
Mike Rowe's not coming near this one.
REMEMBER KENT STATE! REMEMBER KENT STATE!
*hippies turn around*
Grandma is that you?
Protesters: UR DOIN IT WRONG!
DNC? Oh, Sally, I thought you wanted me to take you to Planned Parenthood not Denver.
Thank God no one has perfected the scratch n sniff monitor.
No Shampoo for Oil.
"How come that fascist Bush gets to hang around hot volleyball babes? What are we doing wrong?"
"Gee, it's a mystery to me, too, genius."
word verification: cyatc
"2, 4, 6, 8,
Obama's going to articulate...
...
um, whatever his position is now...
...
um, on whatever."
And this, kids, is why it's called "dope".
Red light, Green light was and still is a hippie favorite.
Oh what I wouldn't give to be able to throw a bar of Lifeboy into that shot...
Wailing wall...
"Protest? Nah, man, I thought we were in line for Hannah Montana?"
♪ Oh, Caaaaa-nada! ♪
Another five indigent Obama siblings were discovered today, raising further questions about his refusal to acknowledge his complete family heritage.
We are the world,
we are the children.
We are the ones who make a brighter day,
so let's start giving.
There's a choice we're making ...
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just YOU and ME.
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