The Man
1. Destroying America? Advancing Socialism? Damn right, we're smug about it.
2. Socializing mortgages worked great, didn't it? Wait until we try it with health care.
3. "Barry O sure knows where to socre the primo sh-t, fo shizzle."
4. "See, just close your eyes and wear a smug expression and you won't see any threats at all." Nanny explains the Democrat National Security policy.
5. "Honey, I've had so many lifts the carpet *is* the drapes."
Best of Seoulman (R)
When I shaft America I touch myself
Best of Passionate Conservative
Wow, it almost looked like Ms. Botox's face actually moved! That must be one big schwartz!
Best of mpur
Captain and Tennille have really let themselves go.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Gee, your hair smells like fiscal disaster."
Best of Keenan
"Nancy, just imagine how good this would feel if we were actually human!"
Best of baslimthecripple
Chubby Chasers are bad enough, but Crypt Keeper Cravers takes it to a whole new level.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Q: Why was Pelosi banned from movies and symphonies?
A: Every time she cracked a smile, the sound of crinkling cellophane disturbed other patrons.
27 comments:
When I shaft America I touch myself
I love the smell of bailout in the morning
Is that 700 billion in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
There is nothing better than bargasming at the same time.
Nancy Pelosi gets dry humped at the press conference.
Wow, it almost looked like Ms. Botox's face actually moved! That must be one big schwartz!
Whisper it one more time, pork, pork, poooork me hard.
Heck, there is nothing like a good porking in the morning.
The queen of pork gets an extra helping from needle d...
Oh, Rahm... The "depth" of your "corruption" makes funny things happen in my panties...
Captain and Tennille have really let themselves go.
"Gee, your hair smells like pork."
"Gee, your hair smells like fiscal disaster."
"Say it again!"
"Okay: Whatever we do, whatever happens, Bush will get the blame."
"Oh, yeah, BABY!"
ORA. My Nancy Pelosi Fantasy.
She forced a smile, but it was difficult, and the plastic parts loosely called a "face" showed signs of strain. The light she cupped tightly in her hand had turned red. Yes, she was the most powerful woman in the land, but now, she was just a ... runner. Soon, she would be hunted as an animal, disposed of, and possibly even recycled as food.
"Nancy, just imagine how good this would feel if we were actually human!"
Michael Corleone gives Nancy the ol' reacharound.
Chubby Chasers are bad enough, but Crypt Keeper Cravers takes it to a whole new level.
or...Rahm Emanuel achieves his life long dream as a necrophiliac and becomes county coroner.
or...Rahm's passion was animal husbandry, until they caught him at it.
Gee, Nancy, when you queef, it smells like a combination of sewer gas, burning garbage, and dead fish.
But Rahm, mon cher, that is exactly what it is.
Stealing tax payer money. It smells like... Well it smells like victory. You on the other hand smell like ass and for some reason it's kind of making me horny.
Q: Why was Pelosi banned from movies and symphonies?
A: Every time she cracked a smile, the sound of crinkling cellophane disturbed other patrons.
Well I always figured she wore a pearl necklace. Explains how that vapid b!tch got to her current position.
"Amerikkka is really in the crapper now. Good times, good times..."
I love the smell of pork in the morning...smells like POWER!
I CAN HAZ POWER?
What a plan. Palin gets it while moose hunting, I remain in power, and you get your share of the $700 billion in unmarked bills. It makes me smile, as much as my botox allows anyhow.
You know Barney and me was just physical. You're the one that can really get me to ruin the country.
Oh yeah, the DOW is down in record numbers, we are spending money like it was water, the US is about to become a socialist country, and the sheep are about to elect a radical leftest that I can control. Life is good.
This picture of what congress does to the taxpayers is brought to you by The Metaphore Coucil.
"I can't help it, Nancy...your soulless evil excites me!"
"Yes, Rahm, I know...it excites me too!"
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