"That proves it. The Large Hadron Collider will destroy all life on Earth."
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President Palin holds her first press conference for her ecomimic recovery plan, what would become known later as 'Palinomics'...
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In the back of my mind, an Eddie Van Halen guitar solo is playing...
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Why every male 8th grader, except Clay Aikens, suddenly asked to be excused to go to the bathroom.
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She must be the new geography teacher! I see Paris, I see France....
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It was my understanding there would be no math.
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Nothin' ta be seein' here, now, folks. 'Tis just Ms. Letourneau preppin' the board to tutor some 4th graders in AP Math. Please ta be movin' along, now...
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I hope she doesnt make me stand up and answer.
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Please don't make me walk to the front of the room.
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ORA... In the original version that never made it to theaters, Prof. Barnhart's housekeeper took the eraser and destroyed all of Klatu's work with one sweep across the blackboard. But instead of destroying Earth in retribution, Klaatu settled for giving her a good OTK spanking, married her, and moved to Area 17 to have half-alien babies, thus staving off intergalactic war for another few millenia.
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Miss Frilly demonstrated to the students the existence of black holes.
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"That proves it. The Large Hardon Collider will destroy all life on Earth."
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President Palin holds her first press conference for her ecomimic recovery plan, what would become known later as 'Palinomics'...
Springtime in Boys Town Community College - Whenever Dr. Jacobs began writing on the blackboard, he had a nagging suspicion all his students' minds drifted elsewhere.
In the back of my mind, an Eddie Van Halen guitar solo is playing...
I missed a lot attending a school with only nuns for teachers.
Young Andy Sullivan was excited: "This is great! I finally understand quadratic equations!" He was the only boy in the class to pass the quiz.
TILF
Why every male 8th grader, except Clay Aikens, suddenly asked to be excused to go to the bathroom.
I really like 2-Tissue Thursdays.
The best teachers are the ones who went to Catholic school.
She must be the new geography teacher! I see Paris, I see France....
I see London, I see France...yeah baby!
Karen had left her first husband because he loved the shoes more than her. So finding out that, for Ted, it was all about the formulas was just a crushing blow.
*points to orb on the desk*
Hey Teacher, I think I see Uranus.
Why Johnny Can't Read.
--DaveP.
It was my understanding there would be no math.
Nothin' ta be seein' here, now, folks. 'Tis just Ms. Letourneau preppin' the board to tutor some 4th graders in AP Math. Please ta be movin' along, now...
French Lick teachers were soooooo hot...
Who'd a thunk? Divine Miss M home schools!
I hope she doesnt make me stand up and answer.
It was the only way that feminism thought they could even the math grades between the boys and the girls.
Please don't make me walk to the front of the room.
There is one apple and one cherry in this picture...
Peter squinted to read, and saw on the board the formula "Number of Orgasms tonight = i" the "imaginary number". With great sadness, Peter realized he was at the tail end of the greatest dream he had ever had, and woke up.
The compelling vision of a super-hot librarian fetish babe doing difficult physics work almost came to fruition, right up to the moment when Kathy wrote "50 Cent is da Shanizzle" on the board.
Extreme ORA...
In the original version that never made it to theaters, Prof. Barnhart's housekeeper took the eraser and destroyed all of Klatu's work with one sweep across the blackboard. But instead of destroying Earth in retribution, Klaatu settled for giving her a good OTK spanking, married her, and moved to Area 17 to have half-alien babies, thus staving off intergalactic war for another few millenia.
Miss Frilly demonstrated to the students the existence of black holes.
So much for the rule that parallel lines can't intersect. Let's hear it for Non-Euclidean geometry!
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I don't feel tardy.
Teacher at the School of Hard Knocks or was that School of Hard because of her Knockers. Oh, never mind.
"That proves it. The Large Hardon Collider will destroy all life on Earth."
Fixed that for ya, V the K.
I love the new TA.
This is how pornos start out.
Sadly, I know which high school she wasn't teaching at.
It was at this very moment that Lindsay Lohan decided to end her career at Disney.
I'd like to split her infinitives.
My teacher hit me with a ruler and I liked it.
Damn pity; she'd a been sooooooo much more fun teaching "Social Studies."
In my day, Home Ec teachers taught how to make a pie, but I gotta admit that the formula on how much to charge today for a piece of her pie probably requires more education...
~ Feed the Fetish! Feed it NOW! ~
I vote that this picture be given a permanent place of honor at the top of the page...full size...with her phone number...soon.
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