The Infamous Dangling Skier Pic

Also, john Schneider suggested it

1. OK, let's dispense with the obvious caption right away. "SHRINKAGE!"

2. Al Franken endured his senate hazing with restraint, but later discovered nobody else in the senate had to go through a hazing.

3. And now, all the world was aware of his shortcomings.

4. A little known provision in the Fairness Doctrine allowed Sean Hannity to be slathered in barbecue sauce and fed to hungry wolves.

5. Ed thought to himself, "You know what's ironic? Just this morning I wondered what could be less dignified that a Senate with Al Franken in it."

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Snowballs.

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Great....I chop my way across a frozen lake to get here, and then THIS happens.

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Hey Ya'll.... Watch this!

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"...and then to matters even worse, just when a rescuer comes to get me down, my laxative kicks in!"

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'Ow To Speak Awstraylian:
Dingleberry

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"Let me guess Chad... you're from Broward County."

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Fishing for snowsharks... you're doing it right, actually.

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Mighty Mend It! It has the strength to keep this man suspended with his pants around his ankles 50 feet above the ground. Amazing!

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"Hey, you in the yellow ski jacket, I dare you to open your mouth and close your eyes."

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I must be getting old. I don't understand half these X Games events.

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Director Michael Apted would always wonder - should he have had Brosnan dangle naked from a ski lift to catch a microfilm cannister rather than base jump from Courchevel Airport to catch a runaway plane?

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"How'd your trip to Vail go, honey? Did you see the guy..."
"SHUT UP."
"Oh."

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John tried, but he just wasn't a very good ninja.