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1. "Um.... um ... ummmmmmmmmmmmm... ow!"
2. The HuffPosters were foiled by yet another obscure, unfathomable CapThis! threadline.
3. Chairman 0 escorts 'Harvey' --- the invisible stimulus benefit --- into his helicopter.
4. It would have been even more embarrassing if David Axelrod hadn't made him zip up his fly before exiting the chopper.
5. "Where da white women... THUMP!"
Best of Whacko
O disposes of the girl's new puppy - at 5,000 ft. Damned thing crapped in the oval office.
Best of Rodney Dill
Obumble Ostumble, Oh humble
Best of The Watcher
'D'OHbama!'
Best of Mr Hankey
Crossing the Potomac - Obama stops briefly to turn the water to wine.
Best of Army of Dad
Obama was just fine as doctors could find a brain, and thusly no brain damage. (On the other hand, if the door had hit his ass on the way out, he'd be in a coma - V)
Best of Army of Dad
Even the helicopter is trying to knock some sense into BO.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Sorry, Robert Reich; you must be THIS tall to ride this helicopter!"
Best of molson
Metal hard! Brain hurt now.
Best of Submariner
I'll take "Things You'll NEVER Hear John Stewart Say" for $2000, Alex.
And the answer is; "...and now, for your moment of Zen - President Barak Hussein Obama tries to board Marine One."
Best of Jay Guevara
"That should put 'paid" to that 'natural athletes' crap."
Best of JDLaw
"Funny. When I first rode this thing, my head fit!"
Best of Mr. Right
Metal health will drive you mad!
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O disposes of the girl's new puppy - at 5,000 ft. Damned thing crapped in the oval office.
Obumble Ostumble, Oh humble
'D'OHbama!'
"I meant to do that."
Crossing the Potomac - Obama stops briefly to turn the water to wine.
Obama feed crumbs to the Right Wingers.
Nancy Pelosi's marionette strings get caught up in the helicopter blades for a moment.
Looks like the chopper gave BO a little stimulus too.
Poor pilot will be sent off to a reeducation camp now after failing to stretch the door frame enough for the One to walking upright.
Left wing bloggers are trying to find a way to blame this on John Roberts too.
"We are changing our callsign to Marine Corps Dumb."
Obama was just fine as doctors could find a brain, and thusly no brain damage.
Obama, in a heroic attempt to kill the evil alien living in the back of his skull, ends up just looking stupid.
At least he was trying to get in through the door this time.
Even the helicopter is trying to knock some sense into BO.
Man, I likes dis new deodorant... Chitlins & Watermelons by Keister Herpes.
Almost completely masks the scent of a Socialist.
Thought Bubble; "No problem - my press will edit this out..."
NYT-wits headline next day:
GEORGE W BUSH SHRANK CHOPPER DOORS
ORA:
Sky King he ain't...
Ouch - I thought this was a window
Fortunately the Spendulus Bill includes grants for Bill Ayers and Noam Chomsky to examine the exclusionary, dictatorial design of aircraft doors in America.
"Sorry, Robert Reich; you must be THIS tall to ride this helicopter!"
We all thought we were getting another Jimmy Carter, but it looks like we wound up with another Gerry Ford instead!
Metal hard! Brain hurt now.
♪ Bang - bang 'Bama's door-frame came down upon his head...♪
I'll take "Things You'll NEVER Hear John Stewart Say" for $2000, Alex.
And the answer is; "...and now, for your moment of Zen - President Barak Hussein Obama tries to board Marine One."
Somehow the mainstream media will find a way to blame George W. Bush for hurting the Messiah.
Messiah thought bubble: "Oh sure, they'll laugh at this now...but in six months time none shall dare raise his eyes high enough to witness my latest clumsy screwup."
1) "Damn that George Bush! I knew I should've gone in through the window!"
2) "When Chevy Chase did this sort of thing, everyone that it was great!"
"That should put 'paid" to that 'natural athletes' crap."
"Hey, is this thing with the red and white stripes on it supposed to be here?"
Chris Matthews: "Obama's enormous personal stature led to a small altercation today with the Pres Copter's door, which only sick right-wing nut jobs would even think to make fun of."
Maureed Dowd: "The small stature of previous presidents, both literally and figuratively, left Obama frustrated with the diminutive dimensions of his personal gateway to the skies."
Thought bubble: "Please tell me Harry Flanagan the Pathological Liar is not actually the pilot of this thing."
"Funny. When I first rode this thing, my head fit!"
After this incident, the entire press corps went aroung bashing their heads on door jambs, just to be like their hero.
wv: unhaboxi - not haboxi
The next day a warning sign appeared on Marine One - WARNING - MORONS MUST DUCK TO ENTER.
I hope Marine One wasn't hurt.
The Holy One was momentarily distracted by the thought of all those liberal women who want to have sex with him.
"I said there's a new sheriff in tow.. *CLONK*"
wv: chipsy - that drunk feeling you have from eating too many chips. Or am I the only one who gets that feeling?
Marine One pilot wonders if just one more toggle on the lift cable he slipped around 'that one's neck won't put all of America out of his misory once and for all.
Metal health will drive you mad!
(Hmmmmm... Am I showing my age with this one?)
CNN coverage of the Obama head banging incident.
"As the president leaves on Marine One, he pretends to accidentally bang his head on the side of the helicopter. He did this to show the citizens that he is actually human, and not the Messiah, as proclaimed. But we know better, don't we America?"
A left-leaning DJ at a radio station I was listening to this morning actually mentioned the head bump -- and he used it to make a dig at Bush!
Okay, now back to caption-making.
This morning, President Obama showed his artistic side by creating some critically acclaimed and impromptu performance art on the Bush years in office.
Said one, "Only a very few performance artists have ever attained such an intersection of transmodal diffusion in a carousel of expression, especially one representing the idea of a homeless wanderer, drifting between the poles of richness and poverty -- art on the cusp of a culture. Bush is Hitler. LONG LIVE FARC!!"
It's all in vain, because it wasn't hard enough to knock some sense into him.
Only too late, the Illuminati operator had realized he'd left the short strings on the puppet.
Um...I meant to um... do that. That was my um...impersonation of Chevy Chase...um... impersonating President Ford. Alright?
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