1. ORA: In the middle of the on-air "Drunk Test," Arnold stormed into Mr. Carlson's office and demanded a hat. "Cop's got a hat. Why can't I have a hat?"
2. ORA: "Why does that trooper keep saying 'Meow?'"
3. "Isn't a massive tax increase justified if it allows someone like Larry here to retire at 45 with a full salary and provides for sex change surgery for his life partner?"
4. "This troopah refuses to pull my finger. Have him exterminated."
5. "I did not have sexual relations with that state troopah over there."
Wicked Wicked Best of dadoctah
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the taxpayers. That is best in life."
Best of dadoctah
"Vat unemployment problem? I haff a job. My old co-star Arnold Stang back dere has a job."
Best of GregMan
"Your taxes, give them to me, now."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Ve called dis press conference to announce ve yust found ze last patriotic American in Kalifornia. Dere he is."
Best of prince of leaves
"No, I haff no plans to team up on a movie with Roland Emmerich. I can create epic disasters chust fine by mein self, danke."
Best of Army of Dad
"Then I said, 'No Ted, you are too drunk to drive, let me send a trooper instead.'"
24 comments:
No, no, HE vas da von dat farted.
Ok, (snicker) I just told (snicker) the officer over there "I'll be back" (snicker), watch his face when I run at him him, it will be a riot!
Word Verification "Whorin"
"And if we can not close the budget gap in California, officers like him will have to turn tricks in San Francisco to make money for da state."
"Vat unemployment problem? I haff a job. My old co-star Arnold Stang back dere has a job."
Dis is about ta zize uf Maria's clenis.
"Your taxes, give them to me, now."
"I vould luff to answer more qvestions, but my laxative has chust kicked in."
"Zo, Prezident Soetero pretends he iss an Ahmerican, and I pretend I am a Republican, vhat's the big deal?"
Der Hickey? I ya I just got ir from dis guy. Nice eh?
"Ve called dis press conference to announce ve yust found ze last patriotic American in Kalifornia. Dere he is."
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the taxpayers. That is best in life."
OK. For the last time I said no math questions. What does math have to do with a balanced budget anyway? Plus we stopped teaching math in California schools years ago. Now anybody want to ask about my tumor?
The implausability cops finally catch up with Arnold 6 years after "Terminator 3".
"I svear to Gott, ze next perzon zat asks if I seed 'Termeenator: Salvation' yet is going to get my knee in zere crotch!"
"No, I haff no plans to team up on a movie with Roland Emmerich. I can create epic disasters chust fine by mein self, danke."
"Hey, Ted, I'm still doing your niece! Nyah!"
wv: micelect. But other than that they have no political clout.
Zee budget ist so bad dat dis guy vill be laid off too!
Vat happens in zee budget room stay in zee budget room!
wv:repress "Right now zis man ist having to repress his urges with me in zee room."
"Then I said, 'No Ted, you are too drunk to drive, let me send a trooper instead.'"
Considering the other option, I'd say Conan wasn't too bad a replacement for Leno...
Now dat ve elekted a Kenyan, I tink I have a gut chance in two tousand, twelve.
This is HORRIBLE, Ford! Will I EVER get used to the Infinite Improbability Drive kicking in?
"You call Maria a liberal Kennedy Bitch one more time, and I'm going to have him go 'Super Trooper' on you ass!"
"I'm going to pump -- <clap> -- *him* up...but the rest of you are welcome to stay and watch."
wv: whish. A dhream your heart mhakes.
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