Moonbattery and Knowledge is Power

1. Dude, you know that tattoo on your arm says "Chicken with Broccoli," right?
2. Gigantic-Backpack-to-distract-attention-from-tiny-wiener FAIL!
3. Remind me again why a good old-fashioned herd-thinning plague would be considered a tragedy.
4. It's worse than you think. The backpack is stuffed with Ron Paul Literature.
5. Strangely enough, if I were President Obama, no one would be saying I had no clothes.
Best of dadoctah
Run, Little Red Riding Hood! RUN!!!
Best of The Man
NAMBLA: North American Man Backpack Love Association
Best of unk
I've got a patch of Posion Ivy that needs attention
Best of metalgarth
Bull was always disappointed that his son didn't become a bailiff
Best of Viking04
I just learned a whole new definition of 'rucking up', unfortunately.
Best of molson
Wanna see my "white power" tattoo?
Best of lawhawk
Gov. Sanford? Is that you?
Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, back in Golden Gate Park on the George Takei Joggin Track...
Best of dadoctah
No, you may *not* use this picture as an answer when asked the size of your package.
Best of ThisOne
Yessss I have a girl friend. Sheees in heeere....
Best of paul
Jimmy had to walk to and from school. Carrying his backpack. Uphill both ways. Naked.
Best of Rich Bateman
How anyone can grin like that with his junk in a fire ant mound is beyond me.
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The Naked Guy: The Next Generation, now playing in Berkeley!
Future plans? Well, I'm thinking about getting selected for "Survivor" and winning a million dollars...
ORA:
If his backpack starts singing "Mr. Sandman," I'm outa here faster than you can say "!"
Run, Little Red Riding Hood! RUN!!!
NAMBLA
North American Man Backpack Love Association
I've got a patch of Posion Ivy that needs attention
In a perfect world, just off camera, a logger would be redirecting a logging truck to cut across this trail.
Bull was always disappointed that his son didn't become a bailiff
I just learned a whole new definition of 'rucking up', unfortunately.
Perez working on his EGB (Expert Gay Badge):
1) Ball gag on, to standard in 5 seconds. GO
2) Foot tapping to standard. GO
3) Idenfifying undercover cops at the gay hangout. GO
4) Disassembly/reassembly of vibrating butt plug to standard in 1 minute. 1t attempt NOGO, GO on retest.
*Now a bladerunner*
6) 5 mile naked timed protest march
I'd tap that.
Wanna see my "white power" tattoo?
Gov. Sanford? Is that you?
2 will get you 5 that there's a small diameter hole in the back of that pack.
Thanks, eHarmony!
"Scared Straight?" Never heard of it...
Meanwhile, back in Golden Gate Park on the George Takei Joggin Track...
Pardon me, would you like some gray poop on?
I'm signing up for the Aryan Army - I hear they're planning on bombing Pearl Harbor!
Wow hookers really carry a lot of supplies these days
do you really need that many tools to murder people?
No, you may *not* use this picture as an answer when asked the size of your package.
wv: lussism. We don't know exactly what we believe, but we believe it with all our hearts.
Ouch, that pine cone hurts so good.
Yessss I have a girl friend. Sheees in heeere....
They say clothes make the man. I sure hope so in his case.
Jimmy had to walk to and from school. Carrying his backpack. Uphill both ways. Naked.
How anyone can grin like that with his junk in a fire ant mound is beyond me.
Gov. Sanford, fresh from his "hike"
To keep from getting arrested, Inflated Scrotum Guy only covered whwhat was absolutely necessary.
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