Friday, July 03, 2009

The Lenscrafters Eyebulge Chick Falls on Hard Times

Brender

1. The issue of Danny Devito's hot and juicy affair with Pippi Longstocking.

2. Five months later, the last hit of blotter acid Rick took at Mardi Gras finally wore off. "How the Hell did I end up in India?"

3. Left-wing Photoshop attacks on Sarah Palin's kids just get worse and worse.

4. Rightwingnutlicker celebrates the 4th of July in his own "special" way.

5. Even Oompah-Loompahs were laid off in Obama's recession.

Best of Submariner
Whoa; Johnny Depp has really let himself go for "Pirates XVI!"

Best of metalgarth
Lamest... Kiss... Tribute... Ever

Best of mega
Jon Lovitz' initial reaction to Palin quitting as governor was one of stunned bewilderment.

Best of dadoctah
You can never guess ahead of time what project is going to strike Jack Black's fancy.

Best of prince of leaves
Looks like she got a look at the Lunch Box Surprise.

28 comments:

Submariner said...

What do you mean, "The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Submariner said...

Whoa; Johnny Depp has really let himself go for "Pirates XVI!"

Submariner said...

Looks like SOMEbody just found out where he'd be when his laxative kicked in...

Submariner said...

Umlak was loving his trip to Hollywood until he saw Helen Thomas in a thong and Michael Moore in a Speedo.

Submariner said...

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metalgarth said...

Lamest... Kiss... Tribute... Ever

mega said...

The "last rehersal" clip showed a Michael Jackson whose youthful exhuberance had largely been replaced by soulful angst.

mega said...

Tim decided to use part of his three-year wait for an MRI to leave Canada and travel the world.

mega said...

Jon Lovitz' initial reaction to Palin quitting as governor was one of stunned bewilderment.

Submariner said...

Call me crazy, but I don't think Ang Lee's remake of "Blade Runner" is going to sit well with purists.

Jay Guevara said...

Even members of Obama's base were appalled to find that their retirement accounts fit easily into little drums.

dadoctah said...

You can never guess ahead of time what project is going to strike Jack Black's fancy.

prince of leaves said...

She may be a crazy homeless person, but unlike Obama's other cabinet nominees at least Judy didn't have any tax problems.

prince of leaves said...

After Joe looted what remained of the estate after the bankruptcy sale, Michael Jackson's children were turned out on the street to fend for themselves.

prince of leaves said...

"Watch the pendulum...you are getting freeeeeaky...verrrry freeeeeaky..."

prince of leaves said...

Looks like she got a look at the Lunch Box Surprise.

prince of leaves said...

"Rep. Waxman, your twin sister is here to see you..."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Stacy and Clinton would later be cleared of all arson charges when they produced this photo as their entire defense.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Since the death of Heath Legder, Hollywood tries desperatley to look for a new Joker.

Silhouette said...

Sure, he was hit in the face by a Lincoln Town Car, but that hardly excuses the outfit.

dub said...

Happy Thurzday Everyone!!

mpur said...

Man, those Obama relatives are just crawling out of the woodwork.

Mr. Hankey said...

Welcome to your new doctor under the Obama Health Debacle. "Open wide & say Ahhh."

Mr Hankey said...

Just a little case of vitiligo.

Adriane said...

I am too a natural red head!

Rich Bateman said...

Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo...
Obama will make your country suck too...
Oompa Loompa Doopidy Dee...
You will be begging for spare change like me...

Viking04 said...

We replaced the midget's "Preparation H" with "Ben Gay". When will he notice?