Thursday, July 02, 2009

Sister Sister






Best of Jack Reacher
"Congratulations, you have a negative body fat index. Dub, got one here for ya!"

Best of The Man
Somehow the Tobacco lobbyists were always able to meet with Gov. Stanord.

19 comments:

Double the U said...

After the divorce, everyone wanted a piece of Heather Mills.

Jack Reacher said...

"Let's elect a woman, and there won't be any more sex scandals," they said. Not the best advice in California and New Hampshire.

Jack Reacher said...

I'm going out on a limb and say the kneeling one's father is a plumber.

Jack Reacher said...

"Congratulations, you have a negative body fat index. Dub, got one here for ya!"

The Man said...

Somehow the Tobacco lobbyists were always able to meet with Gov. Stanord.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Unfortunately, there was yet another Swim Suit Malfunction causing the Italian Lady to kneel out of the swim competition.

John.....just John said...

It's pictures like this one that remind me that sometimes, faces don't matter.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The girls look pretty good, though I'm a bit concerned about that melanoma near the iliac crest.

WordVerify: uphos - them shiny lights in the sky that only abduct people who aren't carrying cameras, probe orifices like a senator in an airport men's room, and never once stop and ask for directions.

dredpiraterobts said...

What's the point of a swimsuit competiton without any water? Duh!

jeff said...

Well, since they are telling me to stare, I guess I'll just have to follow instructions....

jeff said...

The one on the right is apparently too skinny - she can't even keep her suit up.

jeff said...

"Just smile Janice - we'll fix your suit in a minute."

jeff said...

"You know - I like how it supports, lifts and separates when it's like this."

Captcha: refuglyc

dub said...

Remember kids, just say yes to crack.

dub said...

Standard capshun #69: Farrrrrrrrtttttttt!!!

Viking04 said...

Buffy swore to have all of those nasty ribs removed. They looked like rippled fat.

Submariner said...

Carpet munching in 3... 2... 1

dadoctah said...

Paris never had any intention of letting either contestant be her new BFF; she just liked making them pose like idiots.

wv: onowini. Punctuation is everything.

Rich Bateman said...

Wow...and I thought fake mall lesbians were cool!