1. Timmy thought people who simply drowned unwanted puppies lacked imagination.
2. Timmy would grow up to run a "No-Kill" "Shelter" for PETA.
3. This must be the lagoon near Shanghai where all the unwanted girl babies are dumped.
4. Timmy should have known better than to go swimming when his sister was on her period.
5. "No, you monors, the answer is 'Bloodwaters of Dr. Z.'" Timmy was really, really hardcore about playing charades.
Wicked Best of Silhouette
Long story short, we're not allowed back at SeaWorld.
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Kiling Fields...your doing it..ok
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The stories are that George Tiller went to Thailand and left a girl pregnant - although no one has been able to locate the child.
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Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
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Free Willy 5: The Sushi Years
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First Law of the Gurkha: A great big snarling man with a small knife... is a lot less scary than a little bitty grinning man with a great big knife.
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After Simon's second remark on his "talent," William James Hung Hing Cheong shows the good attitude that makes America cheer.
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Hi! Which angel from Revelation am I?
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Timmy's the real life story behind Showtimes, "Dexter"
Kiling Fields...your doing it..ok
No one messes with Timmy, not even after the copy of Playgirl was found in his school bag.
Why you no like shark?
"Mmm mm that is some tasty seal!"
More outtakes from "Help"
The stories are that George Tiller went to Thailand and left a girl pregnant - although no one has been able to locate the child.
"Where's that music coming from?"
And THAT is how you keep your deposed dictators from running to the UN whining.
Roll Tide!
Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Long story short, we're not allowed back at SeaWorld.
I'm gonna get you Mongowians if id da lass ding I dooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Kong Zhi Rong collects more sauce for Sweet & Sour Pork.
Free Willy 5: The Sushi Years
Yes, Rosie O'Donnell went swimming during that time of the month. Why you ask?
We discover Rosie good for twenty, thirty piranha.
Once.
Sometimes bait boy NOT faster swimmer than 'gator...
Vietnamese immigrants volunteer to help recover survivors in the 9th Ward.
ATDHEA
Ex wife. What you chum for carp with?
The Ocean Spray ad, global edition.
On the next episode of "Deadliest Catch"...
First Law of the Gurkha: A great big snarling man with a small knife... is a lot less scary than a little bitty grinning man with a great big knife.
VtheK's pick for the Alfred E. Neuman lookalike contest:
Cheng Dumfuk's self-portrait in shark-infested waters with the caption: "What, ME Worry?
WordVerify: tracidi - what happened to traci?
CHUMMING... u r doing it WONG
Hey Ahab! So much for your freaking white whale.
Come on chum, I'm a swell guy!
Tastes rike chicken!
This is how I make Red Sea. Want to see how I make Yellow River?
After Simon's second remark on his "talent," William James Hung Hing Cheong shows the good attitude that makes America cheer.
Y'know, it does raise a good question. If only 21 % of Americans are Republicans now, where'd the rest of them all go????
Some Chinese people completely freaked out when Google porn was banned.
Whale mohels? I didn't know they were Jewish.
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Tonight, Mike tries his hand at being a whale mohel on "Dirty Jobs."
Hi! Which angel from Revelation am I?
LKCTF:
Just offshore from the Island of Dr. Moreau is the Bay of Beast Butchery.
*Little Known Cap This Fact
When bulimia just doesn't trim off enough pounds...
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