Best of racerboy
"I don't mind our little private chats and all, but for once, would it kill him to meet me in the boardroom on this plane, instead of the john??"
Best of Maogwai
"Back in '61, I nailed a hooker in Singapore, looks just like this mo' fo'..."
Best of blue
Maybe Sesame Street CD's can teach him how to count without using his fingers....
Best of eat me
No Mr President, Maj. Nidal Hasan does not qualify for either the good conduct or marksmanship medals
Best of GregMan
Must. Not. Unleash. Fists. Of. Death.
Best of jeff
"Good grief - he's got his notes penned on his palm!"
Best of Submariner
Y'now, I think he might be able to contribute something to victory in Afghanistan after all. A couple of 50 cal, belt-feed, automatics, a couple of survival knifes, and Mu'chel being visited by her "little friend" might shorten the war...
Best of Jay Guevara
"Great plan - something he saw once in a movie. Guess I wasted my time at staff college."
Best of Steve O
Pounce...Don't Pounce...Pounce?
Best of mega
I'd rather listen to Susan Boyle sing her cover of "Wild Horses" than sit through this.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Memo to self (corrected): talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Indonesia and Kenya, just on principle."
Best of Kaptain Krude
Shouldn't the empty thought bubble be over Obama's head?
Best of Oiao
Just focus.... 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 02 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 01 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, o minutes, 0 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds until I retire...........
61 comments:
Yes, I think we could use a few good community organizers over there to do the trick, sir.
Vinney
"I don't mind our little private chats and all, but for once, would it kill him to meet me in the boardroom on this plane, instead of the john??"
I wonder if he's ever seen "Seven Days in May"?
Did he just say soup or salad?
"Memo to self: talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Indonesia, just on principle."
"You tell me one more time how wonderful you are and I'll have you drop and give me 20, mister!"
enough about this guy Lenny already!!!!
Who the feck voted for this butthead?
"Back in '61, I nailed a hooker in Singapore, looks just like this mo' fo'..."
Next time he comes to Iraq, I'm going to have "Mission Accomplished" posters all over the place.
Does this guy really think that inviting AlQaida to the White House for a beer will solve the argument?? He shouldn't have called them stupid in the first place.
give him to me for a week & I'll teach him how to spit shine those shoes!!!
I finally made it onto Air Force One but why did it have to be with President Zero???
maybe Sesame Street CD's can teach him how to count without using his fingers....
no Mr President, for the last time, tell Speaker Pelosi that the military does not need the Government Option
no Mr President, I will not promote Maj. Nidal Hasan no matter how much you think it will make the Muslim community feel better.
no Mr President, Maj. Nidal Hasan does not qualify for either the good conduct or marksmanship medals
Damn, they should replace the bright bulb in the lamp with the dim bulb in front of me.
I swear to G-d, this has got to be just a bad dream. Please wake up. Please. Please.
la la la lala la la la la la la la la la la la.
Yes sir, a decision on whether or not we defeat the Taliban, or surrender to them, would be nice.
Must. Not. Unleash. Fists. Of. Death.
Where's an armed and crazy muslim Major when you need him?
If he apologizes for America one more time I'm gonna go all Patton on his commie ass.
I really don't need to hear any more about how Frank Davis butt-raped him when he was a kid.
You know, I'm missing lunch for this.
They told me he had an air of authority. I'm getting a lot of air, but not much authority.
Riffing on Jay Guevara's entry...
"Memo to self: talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Kenya, just on principle."
I served under Jack Kennedy. You sir, are NO Jack Kennedy.
"Good grief - he's got his notes penned on his palm!"
Y'now, I think he might be able to contribute something to victory in Afghanistan after all. A couple of 50 cal, belt-feed, automatics, a couple of survival knifes, and Mu'chel being visited by her "little friend" might shorten the war...
"S'help me; if I have to explain the difference between the Army, the Navy, the Air Force and the Marines one more frakkin time..."
"mmmmm Barack Obama mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm. Christ."
Riffing on divine miss m's entry...
General: "Well, he does have an air about him."
Obama" "I hope General McChrystal doesn't get wind of the burrito I had for lunch."
"I had to swear 'to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.' Obviously Presidents don't take that oath."
"I hope he doesn't find that little Easter egg I put in his teleprompter until I'm outta here."
"Must show respect. Anyone who could have sex with Michelle twice has a lot of guts."
"This is the worst part of this job."
"Great plan - something he saw once in a movie. Guess I wasted my time at staff college."
"Leak Osama's divorce records?? That's his plan?? Good God."
"'Make opponents live up to their own book of rules??' 'Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, polarize it??' WTF???"
He keeps asking me which side of this plane is Port and which is Starboard. Hell, I don't know. I'm in the friggin Army.
Pounce...Don't Pounce...Pounce?
The Generals modify their request to ask for 9,000 community organizers and 8,999 body bags.
wv: dallyae
Two seconds. One snap.
You worthless two-bid f#cking no good commie f@g 'community organizing" sh!t head b^stard.
I think I'm going to humor myself and ask for a raise.
I shoulda listened to G Gordon Liddy and called Rosland Capital. This is totally effed.
I could be out fishing on R&R with that Blond instead of listening to this dithering........
You shouldn't fill in the blanks. Obama.... Listening to a General??? Oh, Please, like THAT would ever happen!
Ver Word: imbedi
I'd rather listen to Susan Boyle sing her cover of "Wild Horses" than sit through this.
CUZ UR A DOOSH. Oh my god, I'm thinking in LOLCAT. Must. Stay. Focused.
Riffing on Submariner's riff:
"Memo to self (corrected): talk to Air Force about bombing the shit out of Indonesia and Kenya, just on principle."
"This bozo is Commander in Chief? I wouldn't let him lead a detail digging latrines."
General Thawtbubble:
I'd hoped desert fatigues would help me blend into the tan/brown decor and escape another boring lecture by this civilian, but damn, I stick out like a black guy at a KKK rally.
Obamalama Thawtbubble:
HAH! My feet are bigger than his feet!
Shouldn't the empty thought bubble be over Obama's head?
Kaptain Krude beat me to it...
"...such a wide stance..."
God, what a soup sandwich this slug is. You are a fucking NOGO at this station.
Eff! I forgot to delete the Carrie Prejean video before I gave my laptop to the damn secret service guys when I got on the plane.
Just focus.... 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 02 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes, 01 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 4 hours, o minutes, 0 seconds until I retire. 130 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds until I retire...........
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