tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post7438001362193039650..comments2009-02-11T11:18:17.550-05:00V the Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04531187161740443618noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-61265193422056062432009-02-11T11:18:17.550-05:002009-02-11T11:18:17.550-05:00Um...I meant to um... do that. That was my um...impersonation of Chevy Chase...um... impersonating President Ford. Alright?Matt the Kostumenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-52258338413121683212009-02-11T11:16:19.279-05:002009-02-11T11:16:19.279-05:00Only too late, the Illuminati operator had realized he'd left the short strings on the puppet.Matt the Kostumenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-2816205437474196042009-02-11T08:15:18.793-05:002009-02-11T08:15:18.793-05:00It's all in vain, because it wasn't hard enough to knock some sense into him.attmayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16647102054827484863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-48358704925954771812009-02-10T21:50:16.930-05:002009-02-10T21:50:16.930-05:00This morning, President Obama showed his artistic side by creating some critically acclaimed and impromptu performance art on the Bush years in office.<BR/><BR/>Said one, "Only a very few performance artists have ever attained such an intersection of transmodal diffusion in a carousel of expression, especially one representing the idea of a homeless wanderer, drifting between the poles of richness and poverty -- art on the cusp of a culture. Bush is Hitler. LONG LIVE FARC!!"steve onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-67075104608523260602009-02-10T21:39:00.716-05:002009-02-10T21:39:00.716-05:00A left-leaning DJ at a radio station I was listening to this morning actually mentioned the head bump -- and he used it to make a dig at Bush!<BR/><BR/>Okay, now back to caption-making.steve onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-68522857974699887712009-02-10T18:26:20.827-05:002009-02-10T18:26:20.827-05:00CNN coverage of the Obama head banging incident.<BR/><BR/>"As the president leaves on Marine One, he pretends to accidentally bang his head on the side of the helicopter. He did this to show the citizens that he is actually human, and not the Messiah, as proclaimed. But we know better, don't we America?"flyovercountrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-25971950536690375192009-02-10T12:10:40.119-05:002009-02-10T12:10:40.119-05:00Metal health <I>will</I> drive you mad!<BR/><BR/><BR/>(Hmmmmm... Am I showing my age with this one?)Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-61756493393013330132009-02-10T10:35:19.405-05:002009-02-10T10:35:19.405-05:00Marine One pilot wonders if just one more toggle on the lift cable he slipped around 'that one's neck won't put all of America out of his misory once and for all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-26812101400229820732009-02-10T10:16:43.474-05:002009-02-10T10:16:43.474-05:00"I said there's a new sheriff in tow.. *CLONK*"<BR/><BR/>wv: chipsy - that drunk feeling you have from eating too many chips. Or am I the only one who gets that feeling?Kaptain Krudehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14921809355157323482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-27396202183351066022009-02-10T10:14:01.521-05:002009-02-10T10:14:01.521-05:00The Holy One was momentarily distracted by the thought of <A HREF="http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/sometimes-a-president-is-just-a-president/" REL="nofollow">all those liberal women who want to have sex with him</A>.GregMannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-91754400827504122502009-02-10T09:58:36.777-05:002009-02-10T09:58:36.777-05:00I hope Marine One wasn't hurt.GregMannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-34842782083182012972009-02-10T09:57:37.296-05:002009-02-10T09:57:37.296-05:00The next day a warning sign appeared on Marine One - WARNING - MORONS MUST DUCK TO ENTER.GregMannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-61829748877069792262009-02-10T09:54:53.171-05:002009-02-10T09:54:53.171-05:00After this incident, the entire press corps went aroung bashing their heads on door jambs, just to be like their hero.<BR/><BR/>wv: unhaboxi - not haboxiGregMannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-53513990624929599032009-02-10T06:13:35.937-05:002009-02-10T06:13:35.937-05:00"Funny. When I first rode this thing, my head fit!"JDLawhttp://www.esqlawpartners.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-48330539933334531972009-02-10T01:09:41.452-05:002009-02-10T01:09:41.452-05:00Thought bubble: "Please tell me Harry Flanagan the Pathological Liar is not actually the pilot of this thing."meganoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-48627803412272902032009-02-10T00:57:55.915-05:002009-02-10T00:57:55.915-05:00Chris Matthews: "Obama's enormous personal stature led to a small altercation today with the Pres Copter's door, which only sick right-wing nut jobs would even think to make fun of."<BR/><BR/>Maureed Dowd: "The small stature of previous presidents, both literally and figuratively, left Obama frustrated with the diminutive dimensions of his personal gateway to the skies."meganoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-10520487349718868502009-02-10T00:45:09.315-05:002009-02-10T00:45:09.315-05:00"Hey, is this thing with the red and white stripes on it supposed to be here?"meganoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-74966913563567189272009-02-09T23:11:59.268-05:002009-02-09T23:11:59.268-05:00"That should put 'paid" to that 'natural athletes' crap."Jay Guevaranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-82372760834329720652009-02-09T23:11:03.993-05:002009-02-09T23:11:03.993-05:001) "Damn that George Bush! I knew I should've gone in through the window!"<BR/><BR/>2) "When Chevy Chase did this sort of thing, everyone that it was great!"Jay Guevaranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-31084128940290243522009-02-09T23:07:26.653-05:002009-02-09T23:07:26.653-05:00Messiah thought bubble: "Oh sure, they'll laugh at this now...but in six months time none shall dare raise his eyes high enough to witness my latest clumsy screwup."prince of leavesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-66766660179432492362009-02-09T21:38:11.605-05:002009-02-09T21:38:11.605-05:00Somehow the mainstream media will find a way to blame George W. Bush for hurting the Messiah.Atomic Lib Smasherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03913477495905691175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-75620973227581417322009-02-09T21:10:31.460-05:002009-02-09T21:10:31.460-05:00I'll take "Things You'll <I><B>NEVER</B></I> Hear John Stewart Say" for $2000, Alex.<BR/><BR/>And the answer is; <I>"...and now, for your moment of Zen - President Barak Hussein Obama tries to board Marine One."</I>Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-17706338620154069632009-02-09T21:07:11.288-05:002009-02-09T21:07:11.288-05:00♪ Bang - bang 'Bama's door-frame came down upon his head...♪Submarinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10258799852621287823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-48886637947051689962009-02-09T20:32:34.695-05:002009-02-09T20:32:34.695-05:00Metal hard! Brain hurt now.molsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08483375097397433633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7712720.post-71283185233082816722009-02-09T20:24:51.032-05:002009-02-09T20:24:51.032-05:00We all thought we were getting another Jimmy Carter, but it looks like we wound up with another Gerry Ford instead!Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com